Would you rather be buried or cremated? But just to be sure, I'm going downstairs to check the dictionary. Harriette Winslow: Laura, you've had your head in those books all morning, got a big test coming up? When I said my feelings for you might change, I was lying. Carl Otis Winslow: That's wonderful, son. Steve Urkel: Steve Urkel! Especially this one, since Urkel breaks the fourth wall at the end. He finished his Christmas shopping weeks ago and never asked me for a penny. He's fanning his hace with a plate as Eddie walks in]. Now you sleep tighty-tighy with all your mighty-might. Did you know an African American helped design the blueprint for Washington, D.C.? I was kickin' butt. Laura: I was thinking about taking a home economics class so I can learn how to cook. Carl: Son, I am no neophyte when it comes to electronics. Harriette Winslow: Now here's something I didn't know. Sign up | Log in An . Boyd broke my glasses. Cassie Lynn: Becky Sue! Carl Otis Winslow: The guy who wrote The Three Musketeers? He did for suspenders in the 1990s what Robin Williams' Mork from "Ork" did in the 1980s - he made them cool. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Waldo come to the Witness Stand. Carl Otis Winslow: [packing up the camping gear] Boy that was great, a family weekend in the wilderness. Harriette Winslow: So how're things back home? Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: [nervous laughter] Great Wedding, huh dad. Harriette Winslow: Carl Otis Winslow, I'm ashamed of you. Harriette Winslow: And it would be nice if you would support me sometimes instead of hiding behind your napkin and caring what the other people think. Would you like that? [Maxine laughs hysterically after she leaves the house]. Poor Laura has worked so hard and now she has to drop out of the race. You are under arrest! Steve Urkel: You said, "Get a life, Steve", A week ago you would have said, "Get a life, TURBONERD". Steve Urkel: Hey, I was following Eddie's instructions. There's no justification for this behavior! Anywhere away from my Laura. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: [to Officer Wigglesworth as played by Carl] We're on the same side of the law. Remember last year when she bought that date with the retired underwear model. Steve Urkel: Actually, it was my dad who said that. Carl Otis Winslow: Thanks for the present son. There's room for you and there's room for me although let's be quite honest, you take up a lot more room than me. Carl Otis Winslow: Well is she still crying? . I'm going home! Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Well why aren't you? Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: [shocked] And he brought hooters! 5. Waldo put today's date on the flyer. All these people think the party is tonight. Laura Lee Winslow: [as Laura Wigglesworth, pointing a gun at Johnny] The narration to finish! Harriette Winslow: Carl Winslow, this is the most insensitive, unromantic gift I have ever received. This wire will be connected to this cord and this cord is not plugged in. I'm going to give you an 'A'. Laura: Waldo, what's with Steve, he's acting wierd, even for him! We're getting dirty looks from old people! [smiles]. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: No no no no no. Here is the updated version of every line of Urkel's famous: "I've fallen and I can't get up" line from the show Family Matters.Here are the episodes in orde. The valet gave me a tip. Laura Lee Winslow: Did they let you take one? Eddie: No, grandma. Cassie Lynn: Try me. Her temperature shot up and she tossed more cookies than the Keebler elf. Can you give me some money so I can finish my Christmas shopping? Mont gio sam eea!". With Squeeze I'm not safe nowhere. Harriette Winslow: Carl, I save every card you give me. You're standing on my finger! I felt like I was one with the Bee-Oh-Sphere. Come here. Stefan Urkelle: Good lord, you're a nerd. Steve Urkel: Oh, Gosh golly, Jeepers Creepers. Myrtle Urkel: Oh, just two weeks. Laura Lee Winslow: I know, but he said 'get lost, Laura'. Carl Otis Winslow: [after bringing Eddie home from jail] Now Edward, stop looking around for Steve. Did you see them work on Dora Fenswick? Carl: Harriette, there is a car in the living room! Topics Nerd. Judy Winslow: Mom, when's dinner? What's for dinner, milk and cookies? Harriette Winslow: Laura, did somebody do something to you? Actor Jaleel White, famous for his cultural touchstone role as Steve Urkel in Family Matters, is entering the cannabis industry.Through a partnership with 710 Labs, White's new cannabis line . My zipper." 5. And we practiced for six minutes! Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Listen, Melissa may not be a cover girl. Rachel Crawford: Well, Steve, I am your boss. It can't explode or anything? Laura Lee Winslow: [Urkel voice] Seasons Greetings, Winslows! If all you ever look for is the float with Miss America on it, then the whole parade is going to pass you by. So, I figured if I doubled the temperature, I could cook it in half the time. Steve Urkel: Ready, my sweet? Now, I may have taken a sip of my mom's coffee, but I Chain: I'm talkin' about the other kind of wired! Chocum hi chip chok!". I met Raoul. Harriette Winslow: Harsh? Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: March 10, Went to the market. I couldn't turn right around and refuse to go out with him. Harriette: Well, tell him you don't remember him. Get up and get your own pie! Some Sorry looking roses that are 3 hours away from potpourri. Look, Steve. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: [He walks towards Eddie and pulls out a folded flyer he took out of his pant pocket. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: DAN DRUFF? During the class picture, you don't have to sit with the girls in the front row and hold up the class sign. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: I feel so safe in Raoul's strong arms I love him soo much and I sorta like Carl. Harriette Winslow: Mother Winslow, take all the toddlers up to your room. Laura: Well, then not even in your dreams. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: State your name. Harriette Winslow: [to Rachel] Believe me! Waldo Geraldo Faldo: Oh, cool. Come here, let me give you some sugar. And believe you me, I know what being different is all about. Laura: That you'll never go into outer space again, Steve Urkel: Only when we kiss, Laura Lee, only when we kiss [they passionately kiss]. He opted ofr early retirement. Cassie Lynn: That may be what happened, but that won't be what the people believe. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: But you can't fire Waldo, he's our friend. Then there's in the summer, when we use him as a human bug zapper. Laura: [as Steve and Laura walk in, the guests gasp again] Steve, everyone gasped. Sergeant Shishka: Urkel, Winslow, you are not on my list of new recruits. I can teach you how to cook. He's half-Nerd, Half-Carl. I'll be in all the videos. Carl Otis Winslow: Calm down, Harriette, you're overreacting. If I remember correctly, the safest place to be during a nuclear explosion is in a reinforced basement. Laura Lee Winslow: How fast are we going now? During the class picture, you don't have to sit with the girls in the front row and hold up the class. Clarence: Dude, you a serious little nerd. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: [brings her in to meet the Winslows] Now don't worry, they don't bite, and even if they do they've had their shots. He breaks something a beaker along the way]. Steve Urkel Had Some COLD lines for Laura and we all aint peep it Follow N Subscribe https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLt1bradMOW81OkAFlIZvfw/subscriberhttps. It was the most terrifying five minutes of my life, second only to watching Lord of the Dance! Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Oh that's sweet, what did he say? Steve Urkel: [Talking to Eddie and his girlfriend] You heard her, you're all witnesses. Raoul is the new produce manager. Harriette Winslow: Carl, I'm up in Laura's room and she looks at me, and she asks 'Why, Mom? Carl: [in his regular voice] I have no idea. Laura Lee Winslow: It was just a little practical joke. Laura: How long have we known each other? Mucus comes in so many colors. Well, he got it trapped in the rear door of a Buick and was dragged eight and a half blocks. Steve Urkel: All right, Laura, we'll randeavou at the Isetta. Laura: Steve, I know it's a lot to ask, but I'd really appreciate it if you'd tutor Todd. Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: It was Jan Matzeliger, in 1883. Did you think of me while you guys were camping? Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Only when we kiss, Laura Lee, only when we kiss [they passionately kiss]. Waldo Faldo from Illinois. Harriette Winslow: [Takes an envelope from Carl] 'Lose Weight, Feel Great at Chicago's Premiere Health Spa, Hip Whippers'. Ms. Steuben: Steve, it's not a good sign when you have to give your bread a pep talk. Carl: What? You ever been down to the slaughterhouse? Steve Urkel: Why, sure! You showed me a picture of your dog. Steven Quincy Urkel: Well, then where am I gonna sleep? Third, if you touch me at any time, the "non-date" is over. Your father waited at the Box Office for an hour. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Well of course it's a Greek party, it's a sorority! Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Wait just a minute here, Mr.McClure. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Make one, then Xerox It! He's never used his! Overall, Steve's good intentions trump his flaws and give the audience a plethora of laughs every time he comes onscreen and says, "Did I do that?" Without Steve Urkel, Family Matters would have been overlooked as just another TGIF Friday night comedy show. Carl Otis Winslow: [fishing for the catch of a party Eddie wants to go to] Are his parents going to be there? "Tomorrow, Dad!" Okay, first question. Steve Urkel: Oh, nothing. I was not abrasive. Steve Urkel: Why, I can see the headlines now! Dont you know when you make a mistake, you fess up to it. "Will you marry me for just one night?" 7. I'm jealous of Todd and you want me to help him. [Puts his jacket on and heads to the Door], Waldo Geraldo Faldo: I may get F's, but, by God, I earn them! Pick-up lines get a bad rap for being cheesy and cringe-worthy, but if you start your conversation with the right dose of interest and humor, you may end up scoring a date or a number. Oh when he shows up, it's amputation time. Carl Otis Winslow: [after picking up Eddie who was arrested for gambling] Edward, stop looking around for Steve, he's at his own home having this same conversation with his parents. That's one for the books! Steve Urkel: [cracks up] Oh, that's rich! [Steve goes to answer the door] I'm going to consummate, I'm going to consummate. Carl Otis Winslow: Well Harriette, what are those people teaching down at that school? Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: My uncle, Elijah Urkel, has been struck by lightning four times. In fact, do you know what it is Harriet? Carl: Oh, you heard me, don't ever come back. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Myra, your mother told me you came here, so I assumed you're becoming a nun. Yesterday Richie and 3J were playing 'Nick and Carl'. Oh, yes it is! Carl: This baby has a remote. Should I be getting some Handi-Wipes? Harriette Winslow: [grabbing Carl's hair] Carl [Takes her hand away, looking at it before placing it on top of his head instead]. Steve Urkel: I just called my uncle at the Pentagon. Well it's not cool. Aunt Oona: The gas pipe broke when my living room flooded. Steve Urkel: Okay. But Waldo messed up and put the wrong date on the flyers. You've been saying it for weeks. Judy Winslow: Boring. Harriette Winslow: And deliberately sat us next to a cigar smoker. Carl Otis Winslow: You know son, if Screwing Up ever became an Olympic event. Carl Otis Winslow: No. Get me a cherry slurpy! And I just got the wax sucked out of my ears! He's usually knee deep in dead mosquitoes. Let's trot on over there and see what develops. I don't know what to say. Laura: She didn't need a hairstylist, she needs a fairy godmother! Not bells, Swiss Melody Chimes. Laura Lee Winslow: [Faces Ty] Steve is my brother? Steve Urkel: My Blood pressure. Carl Otis Winslow: Come on, Harriette! Lionel: Really? Eddie: No, Kyle's gone solo and Jerry went with him. Steve Urkel: We met once. I'm getting penalized because I'm emotionally stable! What are you doing with these bells? And you taught Cassie Lynn Nubbles, the posterchild for useless people, how to do things for herself. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Waldo! Carl: Uh-oh. Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Laura, when I was about your age, I LOVED to read, just like you. At the airport he picked up 6 bags. Carl Otis Winslow: [Laura comes home distraught] Laura, what happened? Harriette Winslow: Mr. Niedermeyer, the only thing that's gonna go by is you. Dec 25, 2011 - Explore Nadia Hussein's board "Steve Urkel", followed by 259 people on Pinterest. Laura: Yeah. [Carl steps in the chamber and Stefan starts it up]. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: No, I *am* a serious little nerd. Steve Urkel: Oh no! Harriette Winslow: Are your parents happy with the new you? From 1989 to 1998 (via IMDb ), White . I can turn you down without destroying your ego. Steve Urkel: Oh, no I'm not. Waldo Geraldo Faldo: Can it be a 976 number? SUBSCRIBE to get the latest. You would win the gold. And then there was the time we went camping and we were in dyer need of a generator and we just plugged the toaster into Uncle Elijah and the Pop Tarts were flying. often referred to simply by his surname, Urkel, is the main protagonist of Family Matters. Well, that's gonna stop right now! Oh, I see. This causes Steve, Waldo and Weasel to leave and Eddie laughs nervously]. Carl Otis Winslow: 150 extra people on what should've been a small family affair. Steve Urkel: Laura's got the highly infectious mucus-nasal-osis-inflamicus. [heads for the stairs - Carl grabs him by his suspenders] I almost got ya there, Carl. I rushed her to the emergency room and the doctor said she has walking pneumonia. Steve Urkel: Well, if I did, nobody would ever let me in. Steve Urkel: I had my first allergy attack when I was nine. Steve Urkel: I've got an Uncle Dirk Urkel who was blessed with a two-foot long nose hair. Carl Otis Winslow: I understand that. I just got a job! Bushwhacker Luke: Me mother was arrested by cops last night! Due to the Urkel character's off-putting characteristics and the way he would stir up events and underscore the plot or even move . Weasel: Yeah chill. Edward 'Eddie' Winslow: [laughing] Good one, Myrtle! Or are they just lame? [plugs the cord into the socket]. Harriette: Who cares? [Laura walks in the door dressed up in a stereotypical nerd fashion. Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Well, how did you miss it? No, you're not invited. Not name your state. Carl Otis Winslow: All right. But honey, let's put a positive spin on it. [puts his thumb as his mouth, baby voice] If I were five. Read the card, read the card. [steps on the gas]. Quotes.net. Edward, sure I got a moment. Harriette: Better add zucchini to that shopping list. Reading, 'Riting and Racism? Carl Otis Winslow: Oh, well how did that happen? Harriette Winslow: Carl, you snuck into my card box and gave me a card that I already have. Laura: Well, Steve, I've been trying to convince Waldo that girls find him attractive. Carl: 3, 2, 1 1, 2, 3 What the heck is bothering me? It's to another restaurant. Shen I suggested it, her lovely eyes were momentarily clouded with nausea. Harriette Winslow: And you agree with me? His relationship with Eddie was usually better than with Carl and Laura. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Waldo, You make up 1,000 flyers, Waldo Geraldo Faldo: But I'll get writer's cramp. Laura Lee Winslow: Steve, could you go a little faster? Sheldon is rude, vain, obnoxious, and one-dimensional. He is portrayed by Jaleel White. Carl Otis Winslow: Oh, now Harriette, that's a bit harsh. Introducing yourself to someone new is always scary, whether you're on an app or in person, since the possibility of rejection is part of the deal. Ok, just give me a couple of days and I sould have it fixed. I've had more food than this stuck in between my teeth. It seems the guy that you purchased your stereo equipment from didn't want you to fill in any important paper work. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: How could you mess this up? Not when it's swirling around a porcelain tank. Originally slated to have been a one-time only character on the show, he soon became its most popular character and gradually became its protagonist.. Steve is the epitome of a geek/nerd, with large, thick eyeglasses, flood . You trifled with my emotions! Ms. Steuben: Get a hold of yourself, Steven. Carl: Stefan, you gotta help me. Allison: Well then you better find some new friends, or you better plan to join a different sororiety. Laura Lee Winslow: Grandma, you're not old. Steve Urkel: Oh, I see. [walks into the bathroom]. Carl: You know, bowling was a great idea. [Willie is upset at Waldo as Laura shows up to the crime. Everywhere you look, TV, movies, magazines, all these 90 pound people, smiling, dancing where do they get the strength? Steve Urkel: Oh, positive. Steve Urkel: [opens the back door] Surprise. "You're like Pringles; once I pop you, I can't stop you." 6. Steve Urkel: Well, it starts out with a little cough. It's not fair. Waldo: [pause] Wow! But our little town only had ONE library, and it was for whites only. There's lots of reasons why I don't love you. Rise! Laura and Judy, divide up the rest between Barbie doll fans and Lego lovers and get them upstairs too! Steve Urkel: Oh, I am so glad you said that! Harriette: What for? Can you help me out? He held operations in Chicago. Steve Urkel: [Hanging on a ledge] I've fallen and I can't get up! Dexter Thornhill: [after being found guilty at Urkel's trial] Darn you Urkel, Darn you to Heck! Harriette Winslow: She says OGD's a great kid, but he hasn't had it easy in his life. Second question. Steve Urkel: Edward this stuff's been hawked. Cornelius Eugene Urkel aka OGD: That's big talk coming from a guy in Italy. Rachel Crawford: Good. No. I wanna show you something. [Eddie leaves and Carl puts the chair away] Well that took care of everything. Carl: I sure hope so because I'm wearing his underwear. I'm in this class. Your grandma is gonna fight for your right to party. Harriette: Don't even think like that. Baby Girl: You couldn't push me out of this park if you wanted to! Dadadadada! Let's just get there! Carl: [in an Urkel like voice and gives Stefan some money] Here takes some casher rooney and fix it sooney. Waldo: Hey, you don't have to like my cookin', but, please, don't call me names! We're having big fun here. No wonder you're my favorite grandchild. And, he's got something that he didn't have before. You're late for class. Steve Urkel: How tough am I? My parents would only take Steve if Steve's parents promised to take me. I love ya too much to build you a dud! Steven Quincy Urkel: I'm not through! Eddie: Dad you embarrassed me in front of my friends.